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I'm Alive! A Special!

Yeah, thought I was dead? Well I'm not, but things have been sticky. A psychopath hit me on my head   With a heavy pint glass, above my right eye & knocked out the lense. Luckily no scarring. Extremely sore, cops came & couldn't even get a taxi to the hospital. Went home & took many painkillers for 5days b4 Bernie came & drove me to hospital. B' passed on last Xmas. So, the glassing was on 1/1/15 -tempest fugit. Went on a liver treatment with pills-3 months start-Sept 15-it just about killed me. Still not better. On the +side, Have decided to get back into live guitar playing & bought a new 100watt Fender Champion combo -Well 'ard! So gotta practice man. Keep'emPeeled

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Tenerife holiday details 

Train ref:359EDGGU 

Check :O2 call 4444 

FR8516 14:15 arrive >Tenerife>

Police in Tenerife:112

Emergency number+34 928 262508 of

U.K. Consulate Plaza Weyler.8,1* 38003 SantA Cruz de Tenerife Spain >

For the attention of Sunmaster.co. U.K. and The Mamager of Aeropuerto Sur   

El Modena tel:+34 928 2625 08

Email: spain.consulate@fco.gov.uk

O2: bolt on Europe: +34 2202. 

My name is Stephen Reid my Passport number is: 505309436 d.o.b: 14/05/1958.

I arrived on 17 January for a  

2 week holiday. 

After my  arrival at the Airport I found a lady who drove my bus . She dropped me off  at the wrong hotel where I was misled by the receptionist there & got lost. When I finally arrived at Aeropuerto Sur Hotel (very tired) there  was no receptionist for 30 minutes.  The phone wrong several times but no one came to answer. Then a few people arrived (I was trying to sleep on the sofa.). A lady came from the street (outside the  front door, where  hotel workers were all loitering, smoking cigarettes-I asked them at first when I arrived but all they said was "Habla no Inglese) and the lady went behind the desk.

She (Theresa) took my Accommodation Voucher (after she had pleasantly dealt with the couple who had just arrived )  and said I was in the wrong hotel. I said no, it couldn't be, then she ran off and gave me the rude "finger" gesture and disappeared for another 30 minutes, I was so tired from the flight (I am in recovery from Chemotherapy)

& very sleepy. So I lay on a sofa in the lounge. She came back after another 30 minutes and started shouting loudly at me in Spanish .  My Spanish is very little so I couldn't understand but it was very violent abuse from her! I asked her to check on her computer. She refused without checking to give me my room, so I asked her to call the Police. They came & after inspecting voucher, the Police said she had to give me my room. The police left & I asked for my voucher back - she said "I was lucky to have a room and to keep my mouth shut,. Then she ridiculed me , "Saying your hat is stupid like you".  I should not be treated like this especially with my condition (I have mental & physical health problems and considered Disabled ). I then went to the room (111) and it wasn't what I had booked. In Room 111: there was no hot water, no balcony, TV not working, no safe, etc, & it was all very dirty. They wouldn't speak English and I was scared to go out of my room as there was no safe for my properly valuables . I haven't eaten since breakfast on the flight. 

Stephen Reid dob:14/05/58 Sunmaster booking ref:T3127/312274 

Ryanair flight: FR8156 Stansted to Tenerife

Aeropuerto Sur Hotel El Medan GLN_0117309436 Atol:3973 

Transfer booking ref:D1245866

  I'm the morning the Manager was there, he said that I'd been drunk & abusive to Theresa. She saw I had a duty free bag with cigarettes & a bottle of whiskey. I was not drinking it. I come to the Canaries 2 times each winter and have never been treated this way. I left the hotel with no idea what to do. Then I met some Scottish folk in a cafe & told them my story. They said all would be fine, they'd take to their hotel & get me a room for the night, then I'd sort it out with my Travel Agents Sunmaster.co.uk next day. 

They took me to a bar first 

Where I think they put something in my drink. I'd slept late that day and felt refreshed but very anxious about my predicament. Next thing I woke up on a bench in a carpark with large hotels all around at 03:00 am. A man had swiped my watch -waking me but I was so disoriented that I couldn't think or move. I then walked about El Medano lost then when it was light I called the Police again. They said I should go to The British Consulate in Santa Cruz for help. I came here but was brought to wrong place by the bus people. I now have your true Adress & will come first thing today. I came here to be free of stress for a bit and I'm a nervous wreck now. My mobile is +44(0)78958515189 Thanks. 

After all that I went to Santa Cruz but the bus took me to the wrong place & Consulate was closed (Sunday) . I found a room due to a French lady of 80. She saw that the receptionist in the tourist information office in Santa Cruz was being rude to me. 

She demanded I be given respect but we were chucked out. She took me to her hotel Horizonte but it was full. Eventually after she harangued the hotel staff they did find a room for the night until the British Consulate opened. I went there 1st thing & they gave me lots of hotels to try .

Until Sunmaster.co.uk found me a suitable room. 

Of course none of them had any rooms as I wasted time until the last one where they called the police & they put me in a taxi & who roughed me up & sent me miles away to the wrong side of the island. 

   I have been treated like a criminal ever since I arrived on Tenerife. I spent good money given to me by my Mother to help my life.style People here say I'm a ladro-thief. I have never been to prison. I suffer from Paranoid Schizophrenia but never been sectioned under the Mental Health Act. I suffer from physical ailments, e.g.: Cirrhosis of the  Liver & was on Chemotherapy up to November. I get on well with my family, peers & neighbors. Always putting myself out for people in need. So why do I get treated as a pariah here ? What is so bad about me? 

I feel like being dead. Stephen Reid -(seems to be a bad man in Tenerife). 

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Bold As Love
Flying to The Spanish Castle in our DragonFly
Via the Pacific highway, whoopin' it up to the late
evening sky. You shoulda' seen us as we drove on by
Ready 4 gettin' it on we were gigging 2nite!

Next stop Birdland, expanding the 'show'
Where the hell I was goin', huh? nobody knows
Each time was a rehearsal for the next damned show
& which way the cards would flop well, Hello Joe!

Montery was The Blast Off! Another axe goes up in flames
Sign3d by Old Blue Eyes then fronting 4 a band of Monkees
By the end of the summer I was the Prince of Harlem
Crowned The King of Excess! No slowin' down was the problem

I've been here B4,when the ice covered all whAT'S happened
The sky is on fire & the rivers run dry, I live in a hall
of mirrors all I vn see is myself. 7 years gone by a family
that's new & protest turned riot,people changing in front
of my eyes. All the ladies are electric, mystic & it's
hard 2 grasp. There sucking me dry, I wonder why??
Hard to fit in exhausting is kicking in. Need some stuff
to take me down. My brothers want money to be my friends
what's happening, what's going on? Down @The Vanguard
The last poets hanging around. Cops are my tail waiting
4 me to touch down. Folks putting stuff in my coffee.
& the PARTING OF Noel. Headed down to Woodstock, getting
shocks with every note I play. Yet with a gypsy sun &
rainbows Electric church music is born. I'm a messenger
to the faithless I was kidnapped & drugged by some bad guys

Angels turned killers mark the end of an era, BYe Bye
I escaped with a band of gypsies machine gun in my hands
Bullets, bombs & death @theGarden drugged & cheated
I ran out, escaped or I woulda died. Made it to Hawaii
Then back 2 the Apple for a last goodbye.

A new decade had came & Europe, mikey finns september 6
The Isle of White. Management made me a slave I needed to
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USA ! + UK We R Minority- so bOM BoM CoN bOOm!,

I'd like Labour leader Ed Mulliband , (heain't to bad! ) I like Cameron 2! So, we need to split causes later but now we must be The UK! 2GethR! With USA!
David, is right! He says its's go.nna be hard but remember, Ed never did anything that wasn't hard! It makes the victory worthwhile? Why cant Ed & James & the liberasl get 2 gether & just 4 once make a unified front? Obama would listen & we could get the big picture to him acceptable, we could be in the lead as far as Love & Sex gud- Hard Economic drive as our motivations, we could at least put it back with gr8t tactics to make us be better & willing to join for the better of the World? the USA are the best hope! our only Hope! Please give them our support!

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Laser Beams : Paralax.

Concave reflectors can be utilised when the source is centred at the focus point. This effect can be used when a parallel beam is needed. The "cat" can testify!  Yet, when incurring such an extreme form of Reality- perhaps a unified multiverse, would & could cause a calamity within a paradox & so on, so probably is best left undone : ask Scrodinger's "cat" : this "experiment" has been tried out in "reality" to disastrous effect. 
   Quantum mechanics state a postulation that if followed correctly, predicates that if the constant (speed of light ) was exceeded, then a whole rift would tear through the fabric of Time- as we know it. So? & Now? Theory exists for the purpose of illumination & the great aRt is in not being blinded (by the science) or hoodwinked by facades of incredible strangeness & quark+charm+glamour hunting. Where wAs I? Oh! Parabolic mirrors! Yes! If you feed the input with the same input, you will get an engagement of the Feedback Syndrome (looping), within which, you will find images that repeat as in  say, Fractals'.  
    In our dreams we can glimpse the "UN-reality " of such environments. I digress but, we must be wary of things that can destroy us.  Parallel beams can & should enable Mankind to "beam" matter in one state, to matter in another place or Dimension. But, what if you put in a hat, then sent it to say, our nearest habitable planet? Maybe it may result in relation to the "being" or essence of the Thing: sensors are out- messages are incoming!  E.G. if an object is moving in front of you then it will appear to manoeuvre swiftly, while the same object will move more slowly as you navigate away from it- The Parallax Viewpoint. Ergo, said "hat" could terminate its bon voyage as an umbrella; given the phenomenon thus forged.  Keep'emPeeled. 

Football Hooligans

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Adolf Hitler(Ego-Maniac) - Schalke: The Fuhrer was reputedly a fan of Schalke, who won the German title six times while Hitler was in charge of Germany. So we checked and double-checked whether the club board between 1933 and 1945 had named a stand the 'Führer Stand', yes they did.

Idi Amin(Sub-Human) - Hayes FC: The Ugandan dictator became a fan of Hayes as a result of his years spent in the British army (in which he served for 15 years) where he was deeply impressed by a colleague who constantly talked up the achievements of the non-league West London club. The fool believed it.

Colonel Gaddafi(Idiot) - Liverpool: Among the artefacts found after the fall of the Libyan leader was a Liverpool shirt signed by then players, leading some to claim that Gaddafi was a fan of the Reds. The idea isn't actually all that far-fetched: One of Gaddafi's sons, Al-Saadi Gaddafi, was seen regularly in  The Kop.

Radovan Karadzic(Tin-Pot Nobody) - Inter Milan: The Bosnian Serb war criminal was a fan of the Serie A giants due to their signing of Serbian players Sinisa Mihajlović and Dejan Stanković. His nephew sold a story to an Italian newspaper recently that while Karadzic was still a fugitive he risked arrest by going to watch matches.

Osama Bin Laden(Rich&Insane) - Arsenal: Rumours claim that the Al Qaeda chief and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks became a fan of the north London club after watching matches at Highbury several times while visiting Britain & planning terrorist attacks.  He is also said to have bought one of his sons an Ian Wright replica of a wax dummy. Seemingly  at one point, Gunners fans took his supposed fandom well by creating a special chant: "Osama, woah-oh / Osama, woah-woah-woah-woah / He's hiding in Kabul / He loves the Arsenal."

General Franco(Onanist-chronic) - Real Madrid: The Spanish fascist leader was renowned as a fan of the Madrid club, so much so that the club came to be regarded by many almost as the official side of the regime and were referred to openly as 'Franco's “moustachioed” team'. Yet it didn't start out that way: Franco originally supported Real's arch-rivals Atletico Madrid, originally an army side, whom didn’t approve of facial hirsutism!Believe it so, and in fact his later support of Real was as much a case of the dictator jumping on the whiskers bandwagon than to bask in the club's glory in the early days of the European Cup, which they won the first five times it was played from 1956-1960.

Benito Mussolini(Who ate All the Pies?) - Bologna: The Italian fascist dictator was a staunch Bologna fan ( & he was full of Baloney ) from the time they were formed in 1909; the side thrived after he came to power in 1922, winning the Italian title in 1925, 1929, 1936, 1937, 1939 and 1941. Indeed, the club's neo-medieval stadium was heralded by Il Duce as a symbol of his beliefs, calling it, "a shining example of what can be done with a huge bowl & ingredients for making BIG PIES!”.  

Josef Stalin (Mass-Murderer ) - Dynamo Moscow: The club was set up by one of Stalin's most loyal (and feared) henchmen, KGB chief Ivan The (not as) Terrible(but still quite bad) Beria, and was effectively KGB United for several decades. Football was a big deal to Uncle Joe: when the USSR lost an Olympic match to Yugoslavia in 1952, a furious Stalin ordered the army's CSKA Moscow team (which had supplied most of the players) to be sent to Siberia to his “holiday” camps.

Nicolae Ceausescu (Anal Retentive) - Steaua Bucharest: The Romanian side was actually owned by the national army prior to the 1989 revolution, and Ceausescu supported and enabled the enforced hairstyle of the players - among them Gheorghe Hagi and Gheorghe Popescu  without the agreement of either the players or  original clubs.: remember the forced front combed look? It was a policy that helped Steaua win the league for six consecutive seasons in the 1980s, collect the European Cup in 1986, and set a European record of 104 matches unbeaten in the league. With those hair-do’s , you couldn’t blame ‘em! Keep’emPeeled.

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