Friday, 10 February 2012

I made a song with GarageBand on my iPad

Hi,

I just made a song with GarageBand on my iPad and I wanted you to hear it.

Take a listen...

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Doz It Matter?

the best light for Astronomy is red. Ya gotta get Dark-Adapted!     Look, pirates used to where an eye-patch. Why? Somwhen they went b'lo dx open the  patch U see in the dark! B all U cn B! Life mimix U uuse img Zenith celestial meridian azimuth - Alritude & plane horizontal. So? The Star? Ok,. we got-matter, yeah? de facto! we got-anti-matter?, then dark- matter, yeah , so, doesn't matter? , maybe, perhaps?

Shot with 8mm App

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

check out my IntoInfinity Mix!

Check out my new mix with Paul Diddy (1) x i11even (1) on my IntoInfinity iPhone app!

- Listen to the Mix:
http://creativecommons.jp/i2i/pl.cgi?f=I2I_31479925.m4r

- Download the Mix:
http://creativecommons.jp/i2i/dl.cgi?f=I2I_31479925.m4r

- How to make an iPhone ringtone with this Mix:
http://creativecommons.jp/i2i/makeringtone.html

# All sounds and visuals included in this mix are licensed under a
Creative Commons Non-Commercial 3.0 Unported license.
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

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Sunday, 5 February 2012

Friday, 3 February 2012

Hi N-oRgY

Hi N-oRgYYeah, I gonna do some stuff "Live" soon & that'll be when it comes 2gether, my best of the BEST! We shall Prevail!
Don't You Even Doubt That!,... We WIN! Keep'emPeeled.

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Old Boy

Old Boy When I went back as a mature student, my  college were a Cronkite! Never listened to my personsal pre-requisites, they didn't unerstan'. I needed the impetus that the class gave me(I was an old geezer); to get me back started at being alive again! Ye ken? But they woz  kids. Even the Tutors(although wizened wit' wrinkles & loss of thez"Mop-Top".) we're kids.  (They learn from stoopit parents who didn't listen to their own Mums & Dads). Life can be hard! Stuff jumped over a few generations & we got smart heathy kids who are morally inept(not their fault & I believe that the kids will prevail.). Just look at any kid on the street & say he ain't gonna make it? You bet your ass he will! We just gotta tell them kids that we luv 'em & they gonna get Heaven On Earth. Believe this. It is the Truth & it don't let ya alone. I digress, Pick on the old guy! He's a failure! That's what the teacher said to the young students,.When I left the classroom. I have had a grey beard for aeons!4 F#<>$ sake!      When you reach my age?   Then you can Crow! Keep'emPeeled.

Monday, 30 January 2012

Phone Tones (Battle Of The)

The old tower splits the sky @Kilburn High, where men hath strode on their way to die, almost. Yet how say ye try Sisters, brothers, unless ye'd cried tears of blood for the wicked, of course. Henceforth tombs fresh out of bellowing forced hooves stretched out, beating on, cross the Undergrounds' grasp, forsook. Bear my words well! I'll repeat them nunce, not even for a Duke! In the 21st centurys last month,(in the year of 2012) do look to the 21st day. Say the Ancients "Dismay!". Keep'emPeeled.

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

UK : The Forces. 3,000 people paid off & those that stay must take a pay drop. what? These folks put their lives on the line for Democracy! I gotta speak up!  Robots. Yeah, first they build our goods, now they will defend us. "You lot that lost your livelihood F'U!" said the government.You can't do anything more than sacrifice your self for your country. Where's the Justice?  The Rich build robots & expect you to buy the stuff you used to make. Bollox!  Keep'emPeeled.

Check out my HipstaPrint

Shot with my Hipstamatic for iPhone
Lens: Helga Viking
Flash: Off
Film: Pistil

Monday, 9 January 2012

Hat- Lady on Kill&Burn Highway

Yeah! It's a "Greenager" Cripes!Photobucket Pictures, Images and PhotosKeep'emPeeled.
Amy RIP it up!Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

The Gloriuos 7th

If U wanna B a soldier? U can cum & join with me U can Fight with all the big boys. In a structured ruled army!  U can B like General Custer with the 7th Calvary R U willing to go where bold men know The Dead do rest & @sunset We dance, get drunk & learn to forget ;a lover soon puts the rest to bed. All that's best.The Forces of Glory! In a sense makes Presidents' Listen to the Drums! March 2 the Beat!, feel it on the street. Soon, U'll be part of History! There's no one pulling strings here A man is what he is. Same goes for U ladies If U can do it? Yeah, U'r IN? Geddit? Keep'emPeeled.

Monday, 26 December 2011

False Modesty = Liar Bum On Fire

People want praise. It's one of the highest levels of the hierarchy of needs.  So anyone who says like " I just don't think I'm all that good, really ". = false modesty. Usually they look down to the left & wait for some  praise.  Look, I hope what you do is good & entertains. Just- Leave it to all those people you will never meet formally .  That's what FAME is all about. Strangers' like your stuff so much they'll pay their hard earned cash to pay to see/hear/experience Ur stuff, Capice?  Keep'emPeeled. . 

Monday, 19 December 2011

Note taken on 19/12/2011.

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Check out my HipstaPrint

Shot with my Hipstamatic for iPhone
Lens: Roboto Glitter
Flash: Off
Film: Ina's 1969

I Help Guy In A Wheelchair

http://bit.ly/vD5LvT Doing a bit on the High Road. Keep'emPeeled.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Deadman's Curve-Leonardo

Da Vinci ,Leonardo.
Smoke lingering with dust in the missile-filled air. Limbs distorted, men in Death's grasp, gasping their last breath. Heaving in mud, hard rain falling down on the down-trodden. Climbing over dead things only to be burned alive, all dignity negated.
Lisa Del Giaconda


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Saturday, 17 December 2011

Amy Winehouse -triptych

Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos should be 3 Amys' need to sort it. Keep'emPeeled.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Friday, 9 December 2011

Witches Of Pendle

A COTTAGE believed to be linked to a famous group of 17th-century English witches and a mummified cat were unearthed by workmen in Lancashire, northern England. Water engineers found the 17th-century cottage during excavations in Pendle, and experts think it could be connected to the famous Pendle Witches, a group of 16 women tried for witchcraft in 1612. Malkin Tower was said to be the site of a notorious meeting between the witches on Good Friday in 1612. Keep'emPeeled.

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Chelsea Do The Right Thing!

The Blues got top spot giving media folks a slap in the mush! Next up Man City on Monday. Keep'emPeeled.

Monday, 5 December 2011

Uranus & Neptune 2 giant balls ( of gas )

Beyond, there is Uranus ( say the word quickly so it doesn't sound like a moronic joke ) & Neptune.They are 2 huge balls (I kid U not) made of gas. They orbit our star Sol. This is what we seriously call The Outer Limits ( of our system ). Neptune is blue as it is made of methane (. Very stinky, don't go there on holiday ). Buddies of Sir Patrick Moore, Christ Lintoot & BruceLee Felcher were using the onboard cam of Voyager2 when it did a few turns ( orbits ),around these magnificent gas giants. Uranus has a beautiful greenish tint. While Neptune has an azure blueness that quite simply cannot be expressed in words. U gotta go there to appreciate it; I'd stay at 5,000 KMs' out ; else you get sucked out into deep space due to the warp field array left by the Andromedian aliens. So far, so good. OK, I know, Ur gonna say they're boring 'coz there's no storms or volcanos & so forth but wait! OK? Look towards the north pole and you can see that I formed an S shape on Uranus ( pic#1no mean feat! ). There was however some after Fx on the rest of planet. With incredible stuff at the south pole &, wait 4 it,.. A new ring! Not as huge and astounding as say Saturn's, but nice to eye; provided U go have a peek with a telescope such as the Hubble Or the excellent Hampstead Observatory( which can be hired in red glare ferocity for mere bagatelle to all men of this world ).           So, what about Neptune ( the Old Man Of Time ) ,I hear from the snearing cowards up in the Gods? Well abuse asides, it took 3 atomic hydrogen bombs to get the Fx I was  after. Boy, them suckers take lots of heavy metal! Wear regulation rad-glasses or retina burn out means a lotta op's. Check out the red glares of these 3 huge doodahs! Maid In Heaven! Play Be-Bop Deluxe track of same name to be in the same frame ( of mind ).    U see, Uranus takes 8 Earth years give or take a few par-secs for its Solar year. So a season lasts for 2 years Earth-time & et al.  [Oh, check out this page soon 4 BlackDonalds news ].  & Stop laughing about Uranus! It's a planet with a funny name OK! Let's move on. Soon U come 2 the Virgin Plains of Neptune ( where I dropped the clangers ). Bright red & lots of after-burn 3 whoppers! ; pic#2,3. Triton a satellite( moon ) of Neptune, is a vast  metallic sphere where many craters give it a look not dissimilar to Earth's Moon. Geezers R regularly going off there to shoot their load & it's got volcanos' . Just be sure no-ones looking chaps? Jokes aside, it's an exciting place 2Go B4 U get sucked into the vortex I mentioned earlier. Paul Able another pal of the great Sir Patrick who does lots for charity & is an authority on the subject. He says " What AstroNutter has done is put Uranus back on the star-map, his bold planet aRt must held in the highest of esteem! Never since the time of Herschell has anyone given so much to our profession!" & so forth ( check podcast on iTunes 4 in depth interview). Uranus can currently be seen in the northern hemisphere just below the Pisces circlet ( the green hue) as a bright star-like object not to be confused with the Great Square of Pegasus.         Moving closer in the storms on Saturn bear close scrutiny as so it's satellite Europa where life swirls in its deep oceans. Mars! Yes, what of the grand old chum of Mummy Earth? Well the Phobos Grunt is a probe that's been sent in to gather data for BP & the Reds Under Our Beds but got lathered by the top Yank Curiosity Got The Plank. Why send a robot to do a sentient beings job, right? Arthur C Clark pic#4 went to set up moon base 1 but due to meteorites & asteroids was forced to put it underground on the dark side of the moon. Still, from tiny acorns or l'argent non fait pas la bon vite.     Keep'emPeeled.