Saturday, 27 August 2011

Sheep Shaggers

Check out this video on YouTube I made (kinda) but it's your dirty mind! OK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQk5r1ZU5l0&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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Movie Review

From Evernote:

Movie Review

Cowboys & Aliens ; Bollocks! even the bouncer at my local, The Powers Bar said "It Sucks!". 

Super 8 ; ET gets Evil. Stupid! 

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes ; OK, a basic pre-quel. the next movie will be the one worth watching; I hope?

Horrible Bosses ; Flawed characters who deserve their "Horrible Bosses". Irritating.

Tree Of Life ; pretentiousness made into a drama. Great cinematography but that doesn't make a movie. 2001 without Hal but a kitchen sink instead. Boring.

 

 

Assholes On The Subway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT0uwweN1VM&sns=em
F'ing A-holes!!!


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Friday, 26 August 2011

MARS ANOMALY: Strange artifact caught by rover Spirit.

BigFoot filmed on Mars by Rover Cam-Bot. Message to Governments" Please stop making stuff that kills people and use the money to go to Mars, please.

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Eyes of a Killer.

From Evernote:

Eyes of a Killer.

Eyes of a Mass-Murderer. http://www.astronutter.com
Nextday private8/20/2011 On this day "Nextday" was indexed into the calendars of the world. An abstract form of time that now is abridged for the Newcomer. Stuck like parenthesis to explain the unfathomable; kids replaced it for "Whatever!" but being dumbed down for 3 decades meant that instead of postponing an event, they were inadvertently proclaiming prophecy! Things began to go awry. Quickly! Soon society would sound like sedition. OK! This is in the Future of Possibility. See if I care? When Nextday becomes, all things will change. Light brings enlightenment; Time brings versatility

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Trapped In The Brigade Dimension

DJ/Rioter/Dealer

CC Land 1

After the Riots I noticed all the CCTV masts on my local high street, lots. Big Brother indeed!

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Libya

save the kids! I don't know but bullets are flying, I hope it is the liberation!
Tripoliu
I love you all!


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Sabato 21/8/11

Down @Ain't Nothin' But'. Blues jam late afternoon. The drive
Down on my moed & Cold lager wipes away that hangoved vibe. A few sherberts' then onto Camden town. Let's Rock!


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The Eye & Big Ben(distant).

I used a stylus and DrawCast to create this on my iPhone. A filter from PhotoShop app made the original daytime into night. Anyway Sunday so As it's not raining I'm taking my scooter for a spin. Later Y'all.

Friday, 19 August 2011

Cancer Cure Found!

Hallelujah! At last! The cure for cancer! XTC! What? Ecstasy, the love drug . 80's hug stuff? OK, it seems that the chemicals used in production of the "E" comes from bark from a tree that grows only in Thailand ( truth). Well? It's the CURE! I told everybody back in the late 80's that E could cure cancer? Right! Well I was right! So there! Maggie T! AstroNutter.


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Diary Of A MadMan Fri' 19/8/11

Hi, from my diary.
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Thursday, 18 August 2011

Saturday, 13 August 2011

Psychic Seance Possession By Spirit Of Ancient Love.

I got drunk.

Football FucUs

Well it's Sat' 13/8/11 & the start of the new Footie season; well the Premier (only one that matters really). Congrat's to QPR ; I was there at Loftus Rd when in '96 they went down ( a quiet pitch invasion at the end with all fans promising to be there at QPR's return). Although a Blues man, I was touched by the poignance of the atmo'. I digress.
So tune into footie prog's on the Beeb & Sky et cetera to hear all the bollocks( prophecies) which will be changed & chopped on a weekly basis by TV pundits; earning a cool pay check for toeing the party-line & auto-cue. Man City who were well sucker-punched by perennial faves Mam U(s)td, look to spoil the party; be warned-team spirit cannot be purchased. Spurs meanwhile can forget about a relocating to a new ground, with some space nearby soon to become available after some local fires. As a Blue I will point to perhaps King Kenny's lads as dark horses( no biases here & I don't like scousers ). Wolves are relegations faves & I can't wait to be proved wrong but what if?
2 Manchester sides and some North London liggers in red&white bit into shite! Fantasy Fooptball indeed. 'til later, BEHAVE!


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Friday, 12 August 2011

Toga Turf Wars! Roma.

Mad Galadiator mobsters scam tourist outside the Colliseum in Rome; nothing new there then. So if you go to Rome do not pose for photos with these rotters. They fleece you once snap is taken charging £50 per pic.If you refuse you'll get stabbed up! Keep'emPeeled.

London Eye

Moses & Pals(on wild night out!).

OK, video hasn't rendered. It will be up by Monday.

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Why? Our children are doing this, OK. 1st, I noticed that all these influential people like the Prime Minister & the Mayor of London et al, have to return from holiday to deal with this crisis. Mmm, OK. The kids (et al) doing the rioting etc, if they were on holiday, they would like the Rich b& Privileged not be rioting! Yes? Give them jobs; they could make money to go on holiday too! Those Bankers who caused the cuts & the Crisis in 2009 are back earning millions! they can afford nice holidays. Mmm, let's blame single parents & kids with No Future! The Rich get Riicher! The Poor? Stick 'em in the Dustbin. They shouldn't breed so fast!

Why? Our children are doing this, OK. 1st, I noticed that all these influential people like the Prime Minister & the Mayor of London et al, have to return from holiday to deal with this crisis. Mmm, OK. The kids (et al) doing the rioting etc, if they were on holiday, they would like the Rich b& Privileged not be rioting! Yes? Give them jobs; they could make money to go on holiday too! Those Bankers who caused the cuts & the Crisis in 2009 are back earning millions! they can afford nice holidays. Mmm, let's blame single parents & kids with No Future! The Rich get Riicher! The Poor? Stick 'em in the Dustbin. They shouldn't breed so fast!
I think that the politicians of this country should give OUR kids a chance. give them jobs & some self esteem. They won't go rioting then. Amen. Sincerely, AstroNutter.


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UK Riots August 2011

Why? Our children are doing this, OK. 1st, I noticed that all these influential people like the Prime Minister & the Mayor of London et al, have to return from holiday to deal with this crisis. Mmm, OK. The kids (et al) doing the rioting etc, if they were on holiday, they would like the Rich b& Privileged not be rioting! Yes? Give them jobs; they could make money to go on holiday too! Those Bankers who caused the cuts & the Crisis in 2009 are back earning millions! they can afford nice holidays. Mmm, let's blame single parents & kids with No Future! The Rich get Riicher! The Poor? Stick 'em in the Dustbin. They shouldn't breed so fast!
I think that the politicians of this country should give OUR kids a chance. give them jobs & some self esteem. They won't go rioting then. Amen. Keep'emPeeled. Sincerely, AstroNutter.
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