Clutter

http://s1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee436/AstroNutter/?action=view¤t=237baa75.jpg  Clutter, what is it? Stuff that ended up together in a confined space over time. So- Stuff+Space over Time =s+s divided by t  So much 4 math. Aesthetically, it's a mess of artefacts gathered bit by bit over a certain period of time, that shall we say has been abandoned(as is with all art not under a budget) & now is a pile of shattered dreams that were doomed to be disappointing. Of course said artefacts may be worth money, or perhaps in some way salvageable (unless you have a backyard like Citizen Kane, I would advise you to equate hoarding as an answer to Ur clutter problem, with complete disdain. Best set a sign above your front door" Abandon Hope, All Inside Be Debris " ; for this is a place where things forgotten are worshipped. Look at the clutter in a way you would an old pair of sneakers. Yes, it was fun! Now you look a bit sad & need to go to the bin. Cruel 2B Kind, an oxymoron & also a paradox; with bits in between.   Leaving a room they way it was when its occupant went the way of The King, will leave a bad chi therein. So, sweep out the old, bring in the new. Don't put that old stuff under the sofa or on a shelf. In the bin. Or The Tate (modern). BUrSelFrEUrSoul-Nu song soon . Keep'emPeeled.

UK : The Forces. 3,000 people paid off & those that stay must take a pay drop. what? These folks put their lives on the line for Democracy! I gotta speak up!  Robots. Yeah, first they build our goods, now they will defend us. "You lot that lost your livelihood F'U!" said the government.You can't do anything more than sacrifice your self for your country. Where's the Justice?  The Rich build robots & expect you to buy the stuff you used to make. Bollox!  Keep'emPeeled.

I Help Guy In A Wheelchair

http://bit.ly/vD5LvT Doing a bit on the High Road. Keep'emPeeled.

Witches Of Pendle

A COTTAGE believed to be linked to a famous group of 17th-century English witches and a mummified cat were unearthed by workmen in Lancashire, northern England. Water engineers found the 17th-century cottage during excavations in Pendle, and experts think it could be connected to the famous Pendle Witches, a group of 16 women tried for witchcraft in 1612. Malkin Tower was said to be the site of a notorious meeting between the witches on Good Friday in 1612. Keep'emPeeled.

Bad actors, crappy locations & no script at all! Yeah. A foreign "aRt" film. Bolllox!  A movie should be about entertainment, not some weirdo's obsession with some ugly bitch he was once in love with, used to wank off to( spat at him ), fucking cunt! How can you love someone who has ears that big anyhow? Dumbo! I don' t wanna see some bastard from the other side of the world pissing! OK? I got Qi! I love J-horror, & Godzilla vs Gamera is a masterpiece but, don't give me foreign dudes taking a wee. OK! That ain't entertainment. The Seven Samurai is probably the best film ever made. It's got the lot! Every plot point & character virtue/flaw multiplied by a force of ten! What I don't want is them giving the rim a splash. At least put the seat up! Sorry,honourable person, but they don't got seats where you come from? Go take a dump in the streets, then when insects get stuck in your shit you can sell it as food! Am I ranting? Check out Shinya Sukamoto (sue me if I got it wrong ) for a great big scare! The ending of all endings is to be found in One Missed Call ( every time you think it's all over, it just ramps up the levels for more, more, more! ). Seemingly he (Sukamoto) started wetting the bed( read, uncomfortable sleeping mat in the East ) after watching said Godzilla movie who he believed was created by the atomic bombs dropped by Enola Gay & Pals ( actually his Granpappy told him this in a dream, being vaporised by the above in 1945). Tetsuo, his wet dream, a pure eroticism meshed with machine imagery that for the viewer is intended to indicate a compensation for the lack of softness involved in sex. Perhaps a fundamental  urge for breast-feeding or castration syndrome( in the Fruedian concept ) can be the root of it all. It makes for darn fine J-horror! Coffee, please?  Ringu(The Ring ) sic, possibly the greatest of all psychological serial killing movies due to the motivations of vendetta stands alone;  taking a wiz all over the genre it apes. So, giving the Land of the Rising Sun 10 outta 10, no more taking the piss please( pun intended). Via Copenhagen, Carl Theodore Dreyer & his bastard sons Lars Von Trier/Thomas  Vinterberg, run amok! Iconoclasts of the highest calibre. They chucked away the tripod of Zen & replaced it with reality ( shaky stuff ), & a pinch of Reisenstal's Nurembergs' Rallies' ( if you remember the '40's you weren't really there ). Dogme ( the genre, not the sexual activity ), please? Von Trier writes his production notes on the wall of his office, so like Abbey Road Studios London, it gets a white wash every now & again; a shame for collectors of such incomprehensible prose. Yet they worship at the altar of pure cinematography. Attention to detail is paramount! Make a wrong edit-"you're fired!". You see, going over the top is all about trying to get to the enemies trench before a bullet/s end your mission. Then, you have to kill the enemies, then you have to regroup & get ready for the next over the top. How long can you keep it up? Before the audience walks out. A pebble in your shoe. Mmm, no, just entertain, OK? Why do people like Keyboard Cat? It's a guy under the table moving the cats arms to the beat ( mic' it up & it would sound like a crock   'o shit now ). Not to be confused with the Greatest work of all World Cinema" Apocalypse Now" . Platoon/Full Metal Jacket et al. La Haine( the Hate ) sic, signalled the last days of celluloid. Ape mimic Ape? Spike Jones, different class. The Pizza Parlour smash-up is intoxicating ( watch it on DVD then pause & try to get up off your sofa,..yeah?).Wim Wenders & co'. Werner Hertzog blah,. Jean Luc Godard blah. All greats. With Film you can create then waffle about what you meant. Johnny & his merry bunch of compatriots will never tire of this( in broken English, or blank-aise). With furrowed eyebrows & dark undertones locked into each phrase they, well, look into the distance while prattling on about the existentialism inherent in their work. They wish to share their vision with the world & without them, the world would be a an empty place. Dead As Disco. We should embrace World Cinema. Look beyond the sometimes squalid ness of the surrounding environment & join an obscure film group. Actually start one @yourplace.com. Invite friends from FaceBook you've never met to your home, to watch some weird crap about an Eastern gentleman taking a piss. Go on! Nobodies watching, honest. I can't finish without a nod to " Old Boy". What a movie! Sick & Perverted, it remains a vision of male dominion over the gentler of genders that all assholes should beware of. Cast the first stone, ye who is without sin.  Keep'emPeeled.

Saif Gadaffi Captured

He hurt his hand! He got it caught while it was in the cookie jar of the Libyan people. He's a fucking murderer! Pig-gut him! 'Nuff Said. 

Brainwashing

Numbers, permutations, ratios', there are many ways where the Math does it. Do The  Math! The King who said "Whatever you desire?". " 1 gold piece on the 1st square of a chessboard then double it on the next then et al for the rest" replied the wily man. The king was bankrupt well before the board was filled. Numbers are slippery. In thinking we try to find patterns until we find recognition. Of a situation.  Governments/Institutions try to abolish thought. They set up routine patterns of thought so that thinking is no longer needed. This works; people are lazy & so are easily brainwashed. Once you become content, you are complacent & ready to be controlled. Keep'emPeeled.

Greek Tradegy 2

Not since Alexander The Great died (choking on his vomit as he lay in a pool of his own piss & shit ) has those Bubble & Squeaks been so down & out! They got $ 200 billion from the Eurozone then urinated it all against the Berlin Wall. OK!, that's like  making every one of those sticky greasers multi-millionaires! We, All know that they end up fatso, blubber, sofa-stuck freeloaders. Now they wanna vote wether to accept another pig-feast at the Euro trough! Fuck 'em! Let them eat each other. Soon there will be only the thin, slippery Macedonians left. They can get to together with the 300 and as they're all gay, no-more will be born. Then we can sort out the mess they made of the conservation of the beautiful buildings those fatsos'  failed to do!