Math:

100 bottles of beer on the wall. & The Lady of the House, she wanna 'invite' us to a dinner @herPlace. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, that's what I saw & then 1 guy comes in & grabs down a beer then it's 98 bottles of beer on the wall? Each guy means 1 less bottles of beer on the wall. So? so now they is only 97 bottles of beer on the wall that don't make a stall, when the next dude hawks his ass In there? & so now they're only 96 bottles of beer on the wall & soon, with all the guys taking beer after beer? & soon; they're'll be no more bottles of beer on the wall for anyone looking for bottles of beer on the wall! It'll be None! So I'm gonna put up 100 bottles of beer on the wall,? So it can all start right on up again. With people like me, a stupid, l, a little girl,; that shouldn't get involved, but it's my family & I stop when my folks are done. So listen up? There's-
"99 beers on the wall then me. Keep'emPeeled